Davey (Brendan Price, Secrets of a Door to Door Salesman – 1974) is your typical down trodden milkman, living in a squalid little flat, and chatting up the bored housewives on his round. One of these, Rita (Diana Dors) later almost brings about his downfall. Which is not to say there are others who cause the hapless delivery man problems. When he meets Janice (Diana Reading, a bit part actress who had blink and you’ll miss them roles in Witchfinder General -1968 and Zeta One – 1969) she is dressed only in a very small towel, leading to plenty of “Have you seen my pussy?” type gags, and after a haphazard date – she suggests a going to see a foreign porn film – they are inexplicably engaged.
Things get confused more for our hero when he bumps into an old friend, Sandy (Mr Diana Dors, Alan Lake) who introduces him to Diana (Julie Ege, Up Pompeii – 1971 and The Mutations – 1974). Davey is smitten, and the two hit it off, but Sandy warns him off, as she is seeing a hard nut gangster (Ray Barrett).